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Well Iâm trying not to panic but Iâm getting all romantic
Getting soft with everything I say and do
Talking hours on the phone, putting on that sweet cologne
Iâm even putting down the toilet seat for you
Wait a minute it gets worse, I found myself holding your purse
Outside your dressing room at some bra and panty store
My bossâ wife walked by, she spotted me and told me hi
And I knew then that I was in for it for sure
Now all the boys down at the shop know and sure do find it funny
They say youâve changed my ways and that youâre spending all my money, honey
If youâre not in love
If youâre not in love
If youâre not in love
If youâre not in love Iâm in a lot of trouble
I get this lump in my throat to think I sold my boat
So I could buy this diamond ring for you
Now Iâm hoping and Iâm wishing since I canât go fishing
You donât make me sell my golf clubs too
Now all the boys down at the shop know and they laughed until I cried
I told emâ if I mess this up my mommas gonna tan my hide
I gave up that can of snuff, no more Nascar on T.V.
Honey if that ainât enough it may be the death of me
- Album:
- Vaquero
- The Underdog
- Raise Your Bottle (Single)
- Real Good Time
- The Road & The Rodeo
- San Angelo
- Live At The Texas Hall Of Fame
- The Honky Tonk Kid
- Shutupanddance
- A Texas Cafe
- Miscellaneous
- Singer Songwriter
- Fence Post
- Getaway Truck
- Raise Your Bottle
- Barbed Wire Halo
- Angels & Outlaws
- Deep In the Heart of Texas (Live)
- Angels and Outlaws
- Not in Stores