Dig a hole straight down,
Try to swim with squids and drown,
Forget to build an iron door,
Use lava as your friend's new floor.
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die,
Dumb ways to die-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die.
Shoot yourself with a bow,
Get hit in the face by a ball of snow,
Trap yourself in a wall,
Fight a zombie in a drunken brawl.
Keep a creeper as a pet,
Make a hoard of pigmen upset,
Gorge yourself on rotten meat,
Chill out in the Nether while you try to tweet.
Take gravel to the face,
Greet an enderman with a warm embrace,
Get into a skelly stew,
I wonder, what does this lever do?
Building a big castle while it's freezing,
Irritate a slime for no good reason,
Ride on a pig and jump straight into the void,
Tell a villager that his house has been destroyed,
Forget your armor, and go naked to the End,
Ask the Enderdragon to be your best friend.
The dumbest ways to die, the dumbest ways to die,
The dumbest ways to die-i-ie,
So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die!
Be safe when you mine-a message from Vareide

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