The night before the funeral, I got some
I sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum
I took her clothes off and I played with her bits
And she did the same but it took ages for me to come
Too drunk and getting old
It was a lovely show for a God I don't believe in
I couldn't sing a single note at the service
When they did How Great Thou Art all I could think of
Was my old L.P of hymns by Elvis
There's no such thing as sin
I said to Laura, I hope I know you forever
And when Im going, Im going the Viking way
Lay me in a boat with my favorite things
And set me on fire then send me on my way
Kick me out to sea
There's no such thing as sin

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