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This is the filler song
Yeah Iâm just filling up the space between the rest of the CD with this song
This is the filler song
Arenât you glad you bought this CD because itâs got lots of music on it ?
Infact I decided to fill up a lot of it with just this song
Hey have you shaved lately ?
Hey what are doing right now ?
Do you know what your brother is ?
What about the police ?
Are they knocking on your door ?
Open up
Open up this is the cops
This the cops
Open up this is the cops
This is the filler song
I donât know what itâs about Iâm just making it up as I go along
This is the filler song
This is the filler song
Filler up at the gas station
Fill up this CD
Philip ran for president
He lost the election so instead heâs working at a gas station
Yeah he says they say to him Philip filler her up
Philip filler her up
Did I mention this is the filler song ?
Yeah this is the filler song
What do you get when you donât cross nothing with nothing ?
You get more nothing
Unless you donât cross it
Then you still have nothing
Weâre going faster
I drop my a
I drop my pick
Iâm gonna try to find it here
Oh Iâm gonna have a little more ice tea well Iâm here
This is the filler song so Iâm just filling up this spot with all sorts of rapping and talking and rambling on
Okay I found another guitar pick here
Were going slower
Weâre going slower
Weâre going slower
Were going slower
You know sometimes life is slow like a clock with elephantâs legs weighing it down
Other times life is fast like a bird with wings
And you no time for anything
Because everythingâs going really fast
This is the filler song
This is the filler song
You know everybody likes kazoo on the song
So I thought well you know then maybe I should put some kazoo on the song
Whatâs your Mother doing ?
Right now ?
What are you doing ?
What about your parentâs parentâs parentâs?
The police are at the door
This is the policeopen up
We know youâve gotta
We know youâve got a joint in there no just kidding
I donât do drugs actually
Well you maybe wondering why ?
Well Iâm not here to tell you what to do but
I feel free
I donât have LSD
And I feel free
Because I can think clearly
This is the filler song
A song so long
A song so long
Itâs filling up the space on your CD
You wonder why you play it
And now your trying to get out of bed because you put the CD on and your relaxing and now you realize itâs kind of going a little long and you wonder what you should do
Maybe you can get your friend Ralph to get up and flip the switch or something
Or someone else because you know your procrastinating
But you really want to get up but Iâm starting say something interesting
What is interesting
Interest from your CD
Interest from your CD at the bank
What does that have to do with this CD
Well this CD might be interesting
But your not going to get any interest unless the price of CDs go up and they pay you more for it at the used store
but I donât know
I doubt that will happen
Your at the GBS network
Gullible Broadcasting Network
We play gullible TV show that we think your gullible to watch
Itâs gullible
Gullible TV
You know you have to watch
Have to watch TV No
Gullible
Gullible network
This is the filler song
A song so long
A song so long
That It fills up your CD
Donât that make you happy ?
Hi How are you doing ladies and gentleman out there in the audience
I talk funny donât I ?
But maybe you talk funny I donât know ?
You talk normal you think but maybe itâs funny to me
Because you think I talk funny, but maybe I talk normal and youâre the one thatâs really weird ?
I donât know some people are really weird in the world
They do a normal job that no one wants to do and they think theyâre normal
But theyâre doing a job they donât want to do
Then there are people out there that people think are weird and their normal because they are doing what they want
Theyâre doing a fun job that they enjoy.
And then thereâs some people out there that
Some people out there
Hey did my voice change
Okay anyways
Some people out there that think
Ah think they are
Lets see they think they are weird
No there
Well everyone else thinks their weird but their normal
I donât know
Anyways
This is the filler song
I think that the recording guyâs going to tell me when I go
When Iâm doing to much music here and I should quit so
Anyways Iâm filling up the space
So that you get your moneyâs worth
For the CD youâre buying
Youâre getting it fill up with this song
Iâm not sure how along Iâm going to go here but isnât it interesting
Itâs almost like revolution number 9 or something
Maybe I should say number 9 a couple of times but that might be ripping off the Beatles or something like that
Yeah Iâm just making up stuff here
You know sometimes a songs starts out
You know you start
You start to think thereâs going to be a really cool
A really cool riff
And then nothing you know what I mean
I was running
I was running down the street
I had to keep running
I donât know what was chasing me though so I stopped
I just started walking
Then I started running again
I started screaming help !
Help !
Help !
Then I realized I was inside a vacuum
This is the filler song
Iâm just making up stuff as I go along
Some of itâs funny and some of itâs weird
As long as you keep listening then youâll get to hear
Everything I say on this song
Donât you like it
Itâs not short itâs kind of long.
I think Iâm going to have another swig of ice tea right here
How are you doing out there listening to my CD ?
Is it good do you like what you hear here ?
Is it jazz or funk or what do you think of this ?
I keep hearing these you know itâs like stars or something
I donât know they just make these little echoes
Itâs like someone is splashing something on top of the water or something
Well Iâm doing that part with my one hand
The other handâs got a glass of ice tea in it and Iâm drinking it
I donât recommend ice tea unless you donât mind staying up at night
Itâs got caffeine and sometimes it causes you to lose sleep
But then sometimes itâs kind of fun I donât know
I donât know what were we talking about ?
Oh look out
Their looking in your window
Their looking in your window
Are we going over ?
Iâve got 2 minutes
I think Iâm going to end this song right here
This is the filler song
A song so long it filled up the end of your CD
Donât you like it ?
Well Iâm glad you bought it
Next time you see me you can thank me
Have a good one
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