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Intro
Warning this movie contains adult content drug content language not suitable for pussies violence crude & sexual humor explicit content & dialogue an⦠some⦠other⦠shitâ¦
1st Verse
(Breezy)
SHEAH Iâm feeling groovy smoking a doobie like this is a Cheech & Chong comedy truly colder than Ice-T doing karate like Iâm Bruce Lee the star of this movie Iâm playing Hercules the villain named Breeze spending the weekend at Bernies blowing trees eyes slanted like Iâm Japanese an Iâm way more cool than LL Cool J an more colder than Ice Cube in Friday cut to the next scene Iâm in the bathroom doing rails with Avril Levigne an Iâm about to drill Rapunzel & Cinderella calling me a fine fella so I gotta shoot a hella load all over the stella now Iâm back at a party getting poon with Reese Witherspoon & Brandy an I got âem both in my van once I held out my hand & gave âem some candy man these âEarth Girls Are Easyâ when theyâre around me & Bill Cosby I will take you out like a vigilante this is âMY MOVIEâ
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(Breezy)
Wanna be a star wanna be in my movie try to shoot but miss me you will all just be history villains in a comedy action packed mystery weâre really going hard in it written & starred in it (2X)
2nd Verse
Ay yo this rap shitâs like a movie Iâm just writinâ the script superstar at a flick I got your chick bittinâ her lip what I do with my pen & pad some say itâs a gift Iâm just piecing these words together like Iâm editing clips itâs hard to imagine any Goofyâs being a threat you aint gettinâ no props so you canât even be on the set riddle me this whyâre you even wasting your breathe we streaminâ on Youtube you still on VHS take a seat in the front row an get your popcorn your raps suck youâre getting fucked though & this is not porn you got a Sharknado flow shit is so whack howâre you going to be a star pussy you donât know how to act Iâll tell you what when I yell cut âJUST SHUT THE FUCK UPâ
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