You’ve been staying out all night
While I’m sitting here at home
But I recall a time when we had fun:
Traffic’s booming
And the camera’s zooming
In a crane shot high above me
I’m smiling ‘cause you love me
I get lots of company
From other fish in the sea
But I only want the one that’s right for me
Love is wasteful
And often distasteful
But I have an iron will
I’m a good boy and swallow the pill
And when you’re eighty-three
And sick and tired of me
It’s a year I hope I never live to see
Ohh - Bet you couldn’t believe your eyes
Ohh - You in for a big surprise
Love was not
Down the street at the bar
God is a prankster
A low-down dirty gangster
Trying to cure his boredom
By luring you to whoredom
Whatever comes our way
From the bumpy patch to Judgement Day
You can bank on me ‘cause I’ll be here to stay

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