Deanicus Broadfooticus
Toe Accessories
Toe Jam
I have an abundance of toe jam
On my big left toe
I tried to get it taken off
By a fat man Named Moe
Toe Jam, Toe Jam
It stinks really bad
Toe Jam, Toe Jam
It makes me really mad
I can not dine in resteruants
it makes me really mad
My big left toe, toe Jam
It stinks much toe bad
Toe Jam, Toe Jam
It stinks really bad
Toe Jam, Toe Jam
It makes me really mad
I had a hot date last friday
we didnt no what to do
I can not dine in resteruants
So i Made some cheese Fondue
Then I took off my shoes
she didnt no what to do
She said It smelt so bad
I should dip it in the fondue
Toe Jam, Toe Jam
It stinks really bad
Toe Jam, Toe Jam
It makes me really mad
I couldnt take it any more
The Toe Jam Ruined My life
So i took the Kitchens Butcher Knife
And ending my big toes life
Toe Jam, Toe Jam
It stinks really bad
Toe Jam, Toe Jam
It makes me really mad
I went to see my fat friend moe
He was very much Sad
Of the loss Of my big left Toe
Although i was very much glad
Toe Jam, Toe Jam
It stinks really bad
Toe Jam, Toe Jam
It makes me really mad
My toe jam no longer stinks up rooms
And No longer Makes me Gloom
I can Dine in fancy resteruants
And Order some fried mushrooms
Toe Jam, Toe Jam
It stinks really bad
Toe Jam, Toe Jam
It makes me really mad
Although My toe Jams Gone
And I am very glad
Ill miss my big toe very much
And it will make me very Sad

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