(Felsenheimer, vacation)
You're relatively cool, you have a full head of hair and you drive a chair
You're not too thin and not too fat
You've seen a lot of the world and you're never too short Money
But you're still missing something for your happiness
The accessories are already perfect but there's one thing you haven't checked yet:
The smooth skin there on your face - no, women don't like that for you
no question, you're missing the three-day beard
your BMW convertible is already ok in itself
you're king at every traffic light and your crocodile shoes are a testament to taste and style
But unfortunately that's still not enough
When you look in a mirror you're wanking ruthlessly - wanking ruthlessly-
Your goal would be sexual intercourse but the accessories are missing for that
Listen to what I'm saying , you're missing the three-day beard
hey, Joe, listen: the only thing that gets the kitties on the device
is a cleanly shaved
three-day beard Don Johnson like would be exactly the right thing
and your little friend will thank you
you're a horny, horny super guy... why doesn't anyone love you

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