The Schrôders
Miscellaneous
Frogs Never Cry
I bred a frog and immediately built him an electric chair
Then I pumped 10,000 volts into him and made him ecstatic watched
How his brain oozed to the sky and how the blood swelled from his eyes
Only one thing bothered me about this ceremony - frogs never cry
The next day I was overcome with ambition and bought
frogs
a whole bag
Mommy and Daddy weren't at home so I could play with my frogs
being alone
I drowned the first one in the aquarium, the second one the pig
hung himself
Hung himself
Only one thing bothered me this ceremony - frogs never cry
Now the morale is fine, 2000 frogs died on me
I tortured them from morning till night and now I also know that
doesn't work
I tortured her and I killed her, but slowly it became too stupid for me
Despite test after test and analysis - Frogs don't have tear glands
Frogs never cry Frogs never cry Frogs never cry

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