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You were always quite the loser, Jeremy!
Then I invaded, a-and you upgraded.
Ba-ba-ba-ba
Wo-o-o-o-o-oah
Jeremy, it's true that I found you,
But look around you.
Wo-o-o-oah
All your peers are just so incompl-e-e-e-ete
You can't see it but they're all in pa-a-a-ain
Their operating systems obsole-e-e-ete
So let's complete the change, and get inside their brains!
Let's save the pitiful children!
Let's save the pitiful children!
Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue just what to do
He-elp them to he-e-e-elp you
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy?
Users embracing, and interfacing
Shiny, happy people singing swe-e-eetly
Gone is human error and fear
Every issue tucked away sw-e-e-eetly
If you feel a sob or tear just turn that nob and switch that gear
Let's save the pitiful children!
Let's save the pitiful children!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Let's teach the pitiful children who haven't a clue just what to do
He-elp them and soon this will be you
Let's save the pitiful children!
Let's save the pitiful children!
Let's teach the pitiful children, who haven't a clue
If that's what we do
If that's what we do
Then everything about us is going to be wonderful!
We love everything about SQUIPs!
Everything about us is going to be so alive!
We could never live without SQUIPs!
We won't feel left out or unsure.
Not pitiful children anymore,
'cause everything about us is going to be cool
When... we... rule!