Well I've had a splittin' headache from my eyebrows to my backbone
Arthritis appendicitis brights disease and gall stones
Bleedin' ulcers ingrown toenails swollen adenoids
Asian flu a time or two and inflamed vocal cords.
I've had a toothe ache so severe my jawbone split in two
But Nothing ever hurt me half as bad as losing you.
I've had the lit end of a cigar pressed against my belly
Whupped upon with a crowbar til my eyeball turned to jelly
Accidently nailed my index finger to the wall
Cut off half my toes and soake my foot in alchol
I've had my pelvis ruptured by an angry Kangaroo
But Nothing's ever hurt me half as bad as losing you
It's not because you measure fifty, twenty, fourty-four
It's surely not because you own a chain of liquor stores
It's not because your daddy is the richest man in town
It's just that I've grown used to you and having you around
I've had my parents tell me son we don't love you at all
I've seen my sisters name written on a washroom wall
My best friend set my barn and burned my horse to death
I went out with a girl who told me George you got bad breath
Last week I drew a crowd when I went to the city zoo.
But nothings ever hurt me half as bad as losing you.
Well I've had a splittin' headache from my eyebrows to my backbone
Arthritis appendicitis brights disease and gall stones
Bleedin' ulcers ingrown toenails swollen adenoids
Asian flu a time or two and inflamed vocal cords.
I've had a toothe ache so severe my jawbone split in two
But Nothing ever hurt me half as bad as losing you.

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