Oh you must be new I am james your bartender
Welcome to our saloon!
Come on let me show you around
Welcome to our little peaceful town saloon
Lets hope you are not one of those evil goons
You can order any drinks you would like
We promise to stay cool and not spike it
Take us away piano man!
We Have Many Drinks
That You Would
Taste Only If You Would
Pay For They;
Are Not Free...
Welcome to our sellout saloon
Where we make money and are loons
Enjoy your time here tonight
And I promise that we won't bite
Promise
We are sellouts
Promise
We are sellouts
Promise
We are sellouts
Promise
Welcome to our sellout saloon
Where we make money and are loons
Enjoy your time here tonight
And I promise that we won't bite
Promise
We Won't bite
Promise
The women will bite
Promise
If you pay em'
Promise
But there is still so much more that you need to see!
Follow me I'll give you more of a tour!
Here is our whore chamber
Where they give favors
I hope you don't mind
for their prices are quite fine
Take a room and spend the
night away and you will blend all just right
Trust me!
It's just to be!
You got that right pretty ladies!
Cheap Girls Fun Spurles
In This Saloon We Swoon
Selling Out is Our Flout
So should
we really give a damn?
Welcome to our sellout saloon
Where we make money and are jews
Enjoy your time here tonight
Because if you don't we will fight!
Promise
Booze Are Cheap
Promise
Booze are Cheap
Promise
GIVE ME MONEY!
Promise
Bews Are Cheap
Promise
Bews Are Cheap
Promise
Jews Are Cheap
Promise
So many girls to choose from
Why don't go ahead and pick one
Alissa, Avery, Madi,
Maybe Macy or an Adi?
It's our orgy center that is our heart
Sure to make you horny;
a giant massive work of art!
Bang Them
Strangle Then
Any Choice you make
They take time
to Spangle up!
A Massive Orgy
Welcome to Our Sellout Saloon
Where we make money and we screw
We hope you get lucky tonight
Because we think you feel quite just right
Promise
All Your Money
Promise
In My Pocket
Promise
All Your Money
Promise
strap on dance!
I Can Swing this thing around
My partner's guaranteed to not frown
For when my strap on strikes
Everyone is sure to fill up like the third reich!
Strap ons!
Strap On Dance SOLO!
Welcome to Our Sellout Saloon
Where we make money and we screw!
We hope you get lucky tonight
for if you do we will get your money!
Promise
All Your Money
Promise
In My Pocket
Promise
All Your Money
Promise
Welcome to Our Sellout Saloon
Where we make money and are loons!
We hope you stay here tonight
For we feel you are just don't feel tight!
Promise
Do you hate us?
Promise
I feel you hate us!
Promise
Please don't hate us!
Promise
Please don't leave our establishment
You leaving is our punishment
I guess since we can't convince you to stay
We will instead kill you our own way
Thank you for coming to our saloon
For we kill those that don't attune!
That guy was a right bastard.
Good thing he is dead.
Oh look someone new!
HI and welcome to our saloon!
Start the song again piano man!

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