I'm not a superstar
I don't drive a fast car
I don't have no money honey
Don't have time for a secret smile
I don't have a simple life
I have no need for a stylish pad
Not the kind to stay put in one place
I may live out of a suitcase
I might look like a head case
I may seem a little out of place
Or sometimes even in your face
Because
I have a boyfriend
A freaky boyfriend
I have a boyfriend
He likes leather
I have a boyfriend
A pretty boyfriend
I have a boyfriend
He wears Prada
I'm not a superstar
I don't drive a fast car
I'm not a housewife
I don't have a family life
I don't have ambition honey
I'm not one for apple pie
I don't have an awesome job
Don't feel the need for a steady pace
Not the kind to stay put in one place
I have a boyfriend
A naughty boyfriend
I have a boyfriend
He disappears
I have a boyfriend
A stupid boyfriend
I have a boyfriend
He doesn't love me
I have a boyfriend
A wicked boyfriend
I have a boyfriend
He likes blood
I have a boyfriend
A funky boyfriend
I have a boyfriend
He's no good
Freaky boy
Pretty boy
Naughty boy
Stupid!
I could be a superstar
I could drive a fast car
I should have more money honey
Don't have time for fancy lies
I don't have an awesome job
Don't feel the need for a steady pace
Not the kind to stay put in one place
Instead
I have a boyfriend
A sticky boyfriend
I have a boyfriend
He's like sugar
I have a boyfriend
A hunky boyfriend
I have a boyfriend
I'm no good
I have a boyfriend
A heartless boyfriend
I have a boyfriend
He's dead
I have a boyfriend
A steady boyfriend
I have a boyfriend
He's mine
I have a husband
WHAT?!

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