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Well Iâve got a dead leg from kicking myself
For letting our friendship fade away
Aloysius Umbongo NâDanga OâReilly is hot on my heels
With calamity powder
I saw you in Hoylake, edgy as ever
Up on the Red Rocks a-whooping and a-hollering
Six civic dignitaries, idiots all
Heading out to Hilbre
I wouldnât go that way
Dickheads in quicksand an hour from now
I should have a word but Iâve not had me dinner
A place on the promenadeâs got what I need
Do I scream for the beadle or go for the ham?
Do I go for the ham?
A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy
A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy
A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy
A baguette dilemma
Flushed is the face that you hide in the lace
Of your motherâs mantilla, a bilious affair
Iâve got a picture which nobody needs
A picture of Lord Gort in his underwear
Out of the ordinary into the drains
Over the marshy Berwyn
Ever the denizen never the norm
Thatâs all very well but youâve still got to eat
Iâve heard Alpha and Omegaâs âAll-you-can-stomachâ
Is far and away your best bet
You can eat in or take away
Your call, what do you say?
If you snack on the hoof youâll still get to catch
The massed wank for the RNLI
A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy
A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy
A baguette dilemma for the Booker Prize guy
A baguette dilemma
- Album:
- New Perspective
- Urge for Offal
- 90 Bisodol (Crimond)
- Cammell Laird Social Club
- Achtung Bono
- Trouble Over Bridgwater
- Back In The D.H.S.S.
- CSI:Ambleside
- McIntyre, Treadmore And Davitt
- Some Call It Godcore
- Four Lads Who Shook The Wirral
- Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road
- This Leaden Pall
- CSI: AMBLESIDE
- Acd
- Back In The D.H.S.S. / The Trumpton Riots E.P
- Back Again in the D.H.S.S. (Extra Tracks)
- Eno Collaboration E.P.
- The Peel Sessions: 1995-08-05
- The Peel Sessions: 1997-02-02