Blue: Yeah! Uh huh! R & B in the house! That's Red & Blue, not Rhythm & Blues!
Red: Shawty make that booty clap, put that butt into my lap, cruisin' down these ghetto streets, (flash/photoshop animation) jammin' to my dubstep beats. (Rawr, Rawr, Rawr!) Shit a dinosaur! Shawty hand me my broadsword! Oh shit now he's eatin' you! Oh fuck now he's tryin to eat me too! Yeah, right! I'm a robot guy, shoot lasers out of my eyes! The Dingleberry says to me:
Mr. Dingleberry: Shut the fuck up!
Red: Wooh!
Blue: (Flash animation) Turn up my headphones! Turn up my headphones! Turn up my headphones! Turn up my headphones! Turn up my headphones!
Red: (Quietly) Now I'm headin' to the club, make it rain & pop some bub, Applebottoms in my face, poopin' all over the place.
Blue: Uh-huh, Uhhh, Yeah, turn up my headphones, turn up my mic, ya'll ready for this? And... I'm out of time.
Red: I swing my cap to the back.
Blue: I can toast to that!
Red: I make my ballsack slap on her booty crack!
Blue: I am levelin' up, I got bub in my cup!
Red: I got that ass in my lap!
(Note that Red says make that ass clap, but because of Raccoon's Japanese accent he pronounces it crap)
Raccoon: Now make that... ass .CRAP!
Red and Raccoon: Make that ass clap. Make that make that ass clap. Make that ass clap. Make. That. Ass. Clap!
Red: Make that ass clap. Make that make that ass clap. Make that ass clap. Make. That. Ass. Clap!
Blue: Yeah... Turn up my headphones! Turn up my headphones! Yeah... Uh-huh... Turn up my headphones! Turn up my headphones! These are sounds that sound cool. Y'all ready for this?
Red: Shawty got style I got swag on my feet. I got her booty in my hand it's like a thousand degrees. I am red, hot, fire. I am sex (Toon Boom obviously animation) & appeal! I want her thighs around my face for every 1 of my meals! All the ladies like my movements & my talented voice!
Blue: And if I wasn't your roomie I would complain 'bout the noise.
Red: (Flash animation) This Raccoon is poppin' bottles, Blue is droppin' the beat, I need the Heimlich right away,
(in Batman costume) I think I swallowed a bee!(Regular Attire) Yeah. Oh yeah...
Raccoon: Make that ass crap!
Blue: Turn up my headphones! Turn up my headphones! Turn up my headphones!
Raccoon: Make that ass crap!
Red: Woo! Fellas & ladies! On the dance floor, makin' babies!
Blue: Yeah...
Red: Fellas and ladies! On the dance floor...
Red and Blue: Makin' babies!
(Song ends)
Blue: These are sounds that sound cool! In the microphone!
(Blue falls down)
Blue: I'm cool... I'm cool.

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