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Song 1:
Santa ain't real, so grow the hell up
Santa ain't real, so grow the hell up
(I said)
Santa ain't real, so grow the hell up
Santa ain't real, grow up.
Again.
Santa ain't real
Song 2:
I got a puppy for Christmas
but now I've got a rash.
I guess I am allergic
so I'm putting her in the trash.
Song 3:
The only thing I want from old St. Nick
is to ban hoverboards
because they make you look like a dck.
Song 4:
Nutcrackers don't work.
Song 5:
I really want a Christmas tree
but Mom and Dad they won't let me
'cause I'm Jewish.
Yeah, yeah, 'cause I'm Jewish.
I really want that tree though
Song 6:
Now your mother and I have decided
that we're going our seperate ways
'cause it's your fault scooby doo bop bop bop ba doo bop
Song 7:
EEEUUUGGGGHHHAAAUUUGGGHHH
Song 8:
Jingle, winter, Santa, Rudolph
these are Christmas words, I know.
Jesus, snowflakes, sleigh bells, manger
yet more Christmas words, I know.
Song 9:
(I don't...)
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas I love you
Christmas, Christmas, mmm mmm I love you
scoob eh deh bop bop
Christmas every day