Bitch in black, hard as stone
Need no friends, work alone
Three-on-one, but they shoulda sent four
Every time you stand up, you're back on the floor
A punch in the balls and a kick to the head
Get it on, boys, or you're gonna get dead
Think ya got skills, but you're sinkin' like a stone
Next time, fuckers, you should just stay home
You can screw Nevada
Mess with Maine
Leave Hawaii in a puddle of pain
You can beat Virginia 'till she's down on the floor
But if you fuck with Tex, you'll be on your knees for sure
Motherfucker
Advantage: Texas, got that right
Bet you boys sleep well tonight
Lick those wounds, nurse those sores
Name reserved, and that's who for
You got nine lives, she's got ten
After that, she'll ride again
Bit of a bad-ass, anyone can tell
That crazy bitch is hell's angel
Oklahoma beat down, Pennsylvania dead and drown
Minnesota castigate, Massachusetts flagellate
Bitch slap Tennessee, D.C. dead, see?
Utah is a fucking mess, Oregon in great duress
Maryland is on her knees, Louisiana? Bitch, please
Mississippi, worst day ever, North Dakota, not much better
Missouri in a stranglehold, Montana's corpse is getting cold
Bleeding time for old Kentucky, Indiana not so lucky
Vermont could use a four-leaf clover, New Jersey it is almost over
Pick up Delaware and slam her, call the meds for Alabama
Michigan has been destroyed, ditto that for Illinois
New Hampshire should've brought a friend, West Virginia's at her end
Colorado, crash and burn
Kansas, point of no return
Georgia's underneath a bus
California's really fucked
Idaho and South Dakota
Give it up, your time is over
Nebraska, cancel all appointments
Washington, we've got your ointments
Ohio don't stand a chance
Wyoming needs a change of pants
Rhode Island you cannot surmount
Puerto Rico - does that even count?
Pummel down on Carolina
Connecticut, you're such a whiner
Arkansas, eat my dust
Alaska is a total bust
You can screw Nevada
Mess with Maine
Leave Hawaii in a puddle of pain
You can beat Virginia 'till she's down on the floor
But if you fuck with Tex
If you fuck with Tex
If you fuck with Tex
You'll be on your knees for sure
(Motherfucker)

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