1st verse
John Irving
If I sing you a song
You will then put the pen down
And leave me alone
John Irving
When I bring you the hat
Do you pull it when you go out
Shut the door quietly
Take your perfect disasters straight away
You've been following me since I've known you< br/>Every step of the way
I know, you're writing a life for me
Full of comedy and poetry
But John, John, John
Don't forget about it s knees
Johnny Franzen
My patience has limits
So save your grin
And close the book
Johnny Safran
Buy yourself a caftan
/>Look at another town
But leave me alone
And also says T.C. Boyle
And Sir Conan Doyle
I'm not looking for drama
I don't want any howling
So call back your dogs
I'm looking for happiness
Find your perfect disasters I'm stupid
Since we met, Johnnies, you've been courting me
I know, you're writing a life for me
Full of wit and power of words
But John, John and John That leaves me cold
Chorus:
Sometimes truth is lamer than fiction
Sometimes truth is hard to take
Sometimes truth is lamer than fiction
Sometimes truth is hard to fake
2nd verse
Hans Zimmer
You make everything worse
You and the whining
Your violins
Give it peace
James Cameron< br/>You move to Amrum
And screw around with a dam
Or watch it
Roland Emmerich
When this dam breaks
And you find the sponge don't
Let it go, you too
Woody Allen
I wanted to order from you
You don't have to torture yourself
Just close the bag
J.J. Abrams
Even if I slow you down
Before you know the way out
From the nonsense you make up
I won't watch anymore
John Irving
If I sing you a song
You'll throw down your hat
And take your shoes
Take your perfect catastrophes right away
You've been following me since I've known you
At every turn
I know you're planning an end for me
Of almost biblical violence
But John, John, John
I'd rather grow old
Chorus: 1x

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