The bicycle was built for two
Prone to giving blacks and blues
Jumping fences to the pool
The policeman was rarely cool
Davy Crockett's box was found
filled with Granny Smith apples
The car was fire engine red
Outside a house of gingerbread
Nevermind that barking spike
I'd love to cream him with my bike
And all that grew around the farm
Was pot and poison ivy
Muffler burn on every leg
Smarts just like Mumblety-Peg
Unhappy St. Valentine's Day
The ambulance is on the way
Three-hundred dollars buys a used
Light-green motorcycle
The water smelt like gasoline
A broken-down washing machine
Refrigerator on the blink
Stockings soaking in the sink
Cottonmouth and a killer rash
And every day was smashing.

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