Logan Hugueny-Clark mariokart the musical

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Life is a Koopa shell
Spinnin' round a little kart
I hear it shoot my way
And it breaks my... heart.
When I'm in 1st place
With my banana peel
I watch you spin out
Wrangle your steering wheel
If you take me out
With your nasty blue shell
I'm gonna be a star
And then I'll give you hell
I jump and slide
Throught every turn I find
Squid ink 'aint kind
And now I'm blind
Lakitu help me
Got three red shells
Like guardian angels with me
They've got my back
And they attack
With epic speed
When I'm in 1st place
With my banana peel
I watch you spin out
Wrangle your steering wheel
If you take me out
With your nasty blue shell
I'm gonna be a star
And then I'll give you hell
I'm coming for you,
you shrewd little Toad
So watch your ass,
I'm all over the road
Don't be alarmed by Luigi's face
I'm the one who's busting
turtle nuts all over the place
And if Red don't get him then
I'm sure I will
Knock that weenie little mushroom
off the side of a hill
Get these pussies out the way,
Bowser's passin' through
Impaling racers on my shell,
then I'm coming' for you
With my banana peel
1st place I'm gonna steal
Like a deadly blue shell
I'm gonna give 'em hell
When I turn Bullet Bill
Nintendo blood is gonna spill
Knock them all off the track
This is the most epic comeback
Just like a speel, 1st place I steal
Knock them all off the track
Like a blue shell, I'll give 'em hell
Watch my epic comeback.

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