What if I win and he's not in to me?
Think how humiliating that would be.
Plus he's the closest friend I have. By far.
It's safer just to leave things as they are.
Cause not to mention there's that
Other fact. I don't exactly look like you.
What so what? You know what you've got to do. Be calm, cool,
And collected. Lay it all on the line.
Grow balls and a spine cause here's your perfect chance-
Yeah to pee my pants.
Shh. You won't get rejected. You guys will be fine.
Show the school you're collected, calm, and cool.
What if I stand there and completely choke?
I'm not like you I can't just tell a joke.
Tonight the only joke will be on me the minute that they see I can't
MC. My knees will buckle and my hands will
Shake. Just one mistake will make them boo.
What so what? You know what you've got to do. Be calm,
Cool and collected. So Oprah you're not.
Keep smiling and never let them see you sweat.
God my pits are wet.
Shh. You'll get so respected. Like Oprah but hot.
Show the school you're collected, calm and cool.
From a crisis comes and opportunity. (Rosanna:
I never knew you were so nice.
) We'll be bffs before tomorrow.
(Rosanna: I'm gonna take your advice.)
From this unexpected female unity. (Rosanna: I'm rolling the dice.)
I feel so strong. Bret and Rosanna version 2.
0 are boldly going somewhere new. What so what?
We know what we've got to do. (Rosanna: Me and you.) We'll be calm
Cool and collected. (Rosanna: calm, cool and collected.
) Cause we're not alone. (Rosanna:
We're not alone. The future's unknown but it is something good.)
Well knock on wood. Jinx! Who would have expected?
We'd be side by side.
But we are and we're collected, calm and terrified.

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