West Covina! California!
In my soul I feel a fire
‘Cause I'm headed for the pride of the Inland Empire.
My life's about to change, oh my gosh!
‘Cause I'm hopefully, desperately in love with
West Covina!
See the sparkle of the concrete ground!
Hear the whoosh of the bustling town!
What a feeling of love in my gut,
I'm going faster than the middle school's music program was cut.
People dine at Chez Applebee's,
(Ah-ah!)
And this guy seems to smile at me.
(Ah-ah!)
It's all new, but I have no fear
(Accidentes!)
And also by coincidence Josh
Just happens to be here.
What a cool looking anime wig
And I've never seen a pretzel this big!
It's my destiny, that much is clear,
And also this guy Josh just happens to be here.
Is he here? He's not here.
To be clear,
I didn't move here for Josh, I just needed a change,
‘Cause to move here for Josh, now that'd be strange,
But don't get me wrong, if he asks for a date,
I would totally be like, That sounds great.
Did it sound cool when I said, That sounds great?
Okay, how about now: That sounds great.
Yes, I heard of West Covina from Josh,
But I didn't move here because of Josh.
Do you get those things are different?
(No hablo Ingles.)
Et tiendes son differentes.
Look everyone stop giving me the shakedown,
I am not having a nervous—
West Covina! California!
West Covina! California!
Hear the band playing in my heart,
My new life is about to start.
True happiness is so near—
Aw, you guys are good, bye bye.
(Sorry kids, budget cuts, tuba and horn, no more band.)
And also by coincidence, so random, just by chance
Who'da thunk it, so remarkable and weird, right? It's so great
That this guy Josh just happens to be here!
Only two hours from the beach!

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