I'm Santa's brother,
the bad one
Who would smoke the tree in a personal
I'm not fake like the Grinch
I'm real like Ici< br/>That the cardinal's friends don't pay.
My brother no longer passes through the chimney
I told him: âI take care of every childâ
I have said while I locked him in the closet
after having bribed the little helpers of his shack.
First I pump up the sled
a jacuzzi, four plasma double muffler
chrome, side with the writing Santa Claus Is Back
Stop the chimney and escape to the attic.
I arrive with a kilo of grass for every naughty child
who instead of being in front of a mobile phone
yes he will dedicate to the garden
Whoever wears the badge will have a kilo of shit in the pillow
so in the morning
he will have a rude awakening like the godfather
The deputies will get scissors for a pay cut
to the balls, at Christmas I mean
And then to the minister who cries for a handkerchief
and to Italy who cries for a mattress
There is one thing that, there It's a thing that, there's a thing that you have to unwrap
But what it is, but what it is, but what it is, it's special
There's there's something that, there's something that, there's something that you have to unwrap
But what is it, but what is it, my shitty gift. Merry Christmas
The only day in which the church seems like the stadium at the end of the world championship
But global religion has a son of God and many friends of Mary on every channel
If, but like Santa Claus,
I have friends who eat kebabs at Christmas
To take low cost holidays in the cellar
With a map I can see more peaks than you in Cortina.
I give Vanzina a gift real script
A real song in Sanremo
A Neuron to Big Brother
A street lamp for the new President
In case this maneuver is done with the lights off
DJ in the nativity scene Saint Joseph
Madonna rapper
the little boy with the New Era Snapback
At lunch old aunts that I have never met
I'm still the same damn you say how much you've grown
Everyone loves each other with pathos
Everyone plays, I don't even know how to roll a dice
marginalized with the television that shows the same shitty Christmas films since I was born
To the black bloc I give idignados children
A every recommended one day as an unemployed
For every homophobe a viados boyfriend
And, if you behave badly
I return in spring with the Easter bunny.
There is one thing that, there's one thing that, there's one thing that you have to unwrap
But what is it, but what is it, but what is it, it's special
There's something It's something that, there's something that, there's something that you have to unwrap
But what is it, but what is it, my shitty gift. Merry Christmas

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