Stephen Lynch
love song
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I wrote this song for my lady.
If I had a hammer...
If I had a hammer,
I'd build a house for two.
And if I had a sailing ship,
I'd take a trip with you.
And if I had a poet's hand,
I'd write a verse for thee.
And if I had the painter's touch,
On canvas you would be.
But I don't have a hammer,
And I don't have a ship,
So I can't build a house,
And we can't take a trip.
And I'll never be a poet,
Nor have the painter's grace,
So I'll never write your verse,
Nor immortalize your face.
And also, I have herpes.
- Album:
- Lion
- 3 Balloons
- Miscellaneous
- A Little Bit Special
- Superhero
- The Craig Machine
- Exclusive (Live)
- Compilation
- Half a Man (A Demo)
- A Little Bit Special & Comedy Central Performance
- Live at the El Rey
- Sheer Idiocy 2002 House Mix 2
- The Wedding Singer (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
- Lion (Stephen Lynch)