Since the beginning of time*
Mankind has searched for sanctuary from poverty, sickness, and war.
Just recently, three young men found it.
Welcome... to
Awesometown.
Come along with us!
Come along to Awesometown!
Come along with us!
And wipe away your frown!
Role call:
Akiva!
Jorma!
Andy!!
... Akiva
...... Jorma
Andy!!! and Jorma and Akiva!
Come along with us!
Come with us to Awesometown!
Give us all your trust!
And we won't let you down!
Dance break
(Left... right... left, right, left)
My name's Akiva
The brains of the group
If ya have a problem I can solve it for you
My name's Andy
And I play sports
I also enjoy building forts
My name is Jorma, muthafucka
The sensitive one
Break your muthafuckin face with the butt of my gun
Rip off your arms and break your legs with 'em
Spread your ass cheeks and stick my dick in 'em
Come along with us!
Come with us to Awesometown!
Fun times are a must!
In Awe... some... town!!!

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