you are my one and only
you make me happy as a pony
for my birthday give me a horn
and I will become a unicorn
I will gallop through the sewers
while eating chicken skewers
from my barbeque at home
which is beneath a purple dome
You could come to my home sometime
I can assure you it will be rather sublime
The barbeque is divine
But don't eat any of mine
Eat my barbeque
And I will tortue you
for the rest of your life
I will pierce you like a dagger or knife
I will be coming
so you should start running
watch your back
until ducks don't quack

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