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The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
Base jumping's for pussies
Kick boxing's for thugs
Jet skiers are morons,
Weight lifters need drugs
Abseiling is pointless
Why climb up a wall?
Only right wankers
Play beach volleyball.
The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
Is kissing my arse.
Kiss my arse.
Met a snowboarder
Who wasn't a turd?
Nah, neither have I
The idea's absurd
You get on a plank
You slide down some slush
Fall on your arse
Say Man,
what
a
rush!
I turned on the telly
I just went, like, Whoa!
And used the remote
To flick through the shows!
I think I'll watch footy
I know it's not x-treme
Why take it to the max
When you can take it to the mean?
The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
Is kissing my arse.
Kiss my arse.
Kiss my arse.
Kiss my arse.
Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse
Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse
Why don't you kiss my arse?
Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse
Why don't you kiss my arse?
Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse
Why don't you kiss my arse?
Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse
Why don't you kiss my arse?
Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse
Why don't you kiss my arse?
Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse
Why don't you kiss my arse?
Kiss my arse, Kiss my arse.
Kiss my ar, my ar, my ar, my ar, my ar, my arse.
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