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[Chorus]
Donât be nice
[Verse]
My policy is to call 'em as I see 'em, no filler
Quality people lift me up like the Colosseum pillars
Some go from pitching religion to sipping â¨on kombucha
Politicians switching positions like itâs the Kama Sutra
Our narcissism has got us caught up like â¨bars in prison
Claim weâre winning gargling seven dicks and a jar of jizzum
Your momma's a true beauty
Butt makes me weep, I call it a âboo-hootyâ
Truly a hot mom
Other moms are doing their squats wrong
And if you donât dig it when I spit it like an open spigot and Iâm doing my duty
To drop bombs
False modesty is a guilty habit
Some people simply have it
But the fact is I would not have spent a decade doing this
If I did not believe I was at least tiny bit ridiculously filthy at it
Wrote a book to branch out
After tour letâs have a singalong and camp out
Cause I came here for a single reason
And thatâs for friendship
And for drinking til I canât countânow
If youâre Jesus then we break bread
If youâre Beavis then we butt heads
If youâre a butthead, or a fake friend
I smack ya back to Hollywood enough said
Skin cream jars
Thin teen stars
Wanna hear a laugher?
A white rapper walks into 16 bars
I am large, I contain multitudes
Iâm in charge of a strange cult of dudes
Infinity versions of me in parallel universes from total teddy bear to ultra rude
True, I donât measure power by bravado, libido
Or by popping bottles with Hefner in the grotto in speedos
Iâm never sharing my moscato if you suck like mosquito
So âopen upâ said the taco to the burrito, motherfucker
Donât be nice, donât be nice
Drop all the fuckery, stop it you ugly ignoramus
Donât be nice, donât beârude and brainless
Donât beâsuper basic
Donâtâmove if youâre contagious
Donât be niceâla-la- la-la- la
Donât be niceâIâm not listening
Donât be nice, donât be nice
Got nothing nice to say thenâdonât be nice
Gather the wicked to sacrifice
Sucking the dick of the antichrist
Kicking the bucket is vital to life I know thatâs the price
Donât beâcandy striped
Donât beâparasites
Donâtâdo me dirty
Donâtâthink youâre worthy
Donâtâhurt me
Mercy is not a courtesy currently that occurs to me
I turn up eternally, you will not stop it
Trueâmy crew hotter than hot pockets
(This dude Watsky too cocky, letâs cock block it)
We do what we do because itâs true to us
While few puppets in suits up at the top profit
And if you got a new coup then I do not knock it
But I bukkake your Bugati with snot rockets