W-W-What is this
We are going to settle this the old fashion way!
A rap battle
You really wanna do this? Thi-This is just going to hurt our friendship.
Friendship? Ha! You are no friend of me! Prepare to be destroyed.
Destroyed? After this is over, you are going to look like an xbox one, just like an old VCR
Oh--Right thats it, you've done did it again.
We got alot in common but we are far from friends.
Alot in common?
Yeah, why?
Are you sure, then why does Xbox cost so much more?
Well, we come with connect, it is an advanced system, you can xbox on and the console listens.
What do you come with, just a controller?
But it has a touch screen, you can pitch and scroll
You're really jealous of us
Me jelous of you?
Of course you are, we been king since PS 2.
Why are we whispering?
I didn't want connect to get upset-set she is up there listening.
Hey I heard that!
See what I mean, yours should named the XBOX by machine.
Oooh that was a good one!
Hey turn the beat back on,
we arn't done now that we are pumped so bad
If i'm the worst then why do we get the call of duty map packs first? And don't forget my favirote 4 letter word- HALO.
Ouch that really hurt. Almost as bad as your E3 rejection.
You mean almost as bad as your network connections
Our network is bigger, our service is bigger,-
How many times have we been hacked-Hmm. Never!
Sure never, fabricate your reputation
It's not a stretch to say we're full of inovation
You're full of something
Ohh you shut your mouth,
I'll beat you so bad i'll pop your harddrive out
I'll tear your charge cable in half right now.
Go for it big boy (You don't understand what i will do to you) I'm the big dog on the block (big dog on the block) You won't have any buttons on your controller
Huh! He is home!
I wonder what console he got.
Which console are you getting? Leave a comment below.
I really hope he got the xbox 1, after all it is the better choice.
It is the better choice if you like being spied on while paying.
Don't be silly.
It is the better choice for entertainment.
I can do everything the xbox does but cost 100 dollars less.
One day, one day they'll use me again, It'll be just like it used to be (just like it used to be)

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