You're down on your luck
You just lost your truck
You can't afford another beer
Your credit cards don't work
And the whole world thinks you're a jerk
You're wondering how you wound up here
It woulda been cheaper to keep her around
It woulda been better to let her keep you down
Livin' with a crazy wife, beats an empty bank account
It woulda been cheaper to keep her around
Now you're sleeping on the coach
Of your best friend's house
Watchin Colombo, eatin' cold pizza
In your underwear
Just remember I told you so
It woulda been cheaper to keep her around
It woulda been better to let her keep you down
Livin' with a crazy wife, beats an empty bank account
It woulda been cheaper to keep her around
So if you're thinkin' 'bout sayin' adios
Well take it from a fool who knows
She's gonna serve you papers
Make you pay through the nose
And when her lawyer gets through with you
You're gonna have to move to Mexico
It woulda been cheaper to keep her around
It woulda been better to let her keep you down
Livin' with a crazy wife, beats an empty bank account
It woulda been cheaper to keep her around
It woulda been cheaper to keep her around

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