I've pushed back soul mates
I've dismissed match dates
I've circled everybody who has just been first rate
But no-one compares
No-one has your hair
No-one has multi-coloured nails
Or has your sad stare
So polish up your face
And tie your old bootlace
Because it's you and only you I wish to purchase
So lighten up your life I say
And get a trophy wife today
She will shine across the land
But obviously tastes quite bland
So lighten up your life I say
And get a trophy wife today
She will shine across the land
But obviously tastes quite bland
I've pushed back soul mates
I've dismissed match dates
I've circled everybody who has just been first rate
But no-one compares
No-one has your hair
No-one has multi-coloured nails
Or has your sad stare
So polish up your face
And tie your old bootlace
Because it's you and only you I wish to purchase
So lighten up your life I say
And get a trophy wife today
She will shine across the land
But obviously tastes quite bland
So lighten up your life I say
And get a trophy wife today
She will shine across the land
But obviously tastes quite bland

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