Hi, I was in here about ten minutes ago
I just bought this boombox
It's playing at the totally wrong speed
I want a refund, or
Aw, I'm sorry son, haha
Could you just give me another one?
The sale is final, no rebates
If you're a member you can come and save
So would you help me
Or give me a break in credit?
(In credit)
You read the fine print and you signed
No, we're not authorized, the card's declined
If you'll just sign here
We can change your dimes in credit
In credit, keep what you use
In credit, all choices by you
In credit, go buy something used
In credit, credit, credit, credit
Check it, credit
The warranties do not suffice
You pay the price
The policy is what you break
You buy some credit
We'll send you coupons in the mail
It's quite a markup, so don't buy retail
Don't get a load
For we get for sale in credit
In credit, do what you're told
In credit, we turn when you're old
In credit, dead and old
Check it, credit
Your driving record is not clean
Your mortgage payments remain outstanding
Give us your body or we'll dock nineteen in credit
All is fair and fair's a game
The game is buying
And you're forced to play
When you're old
Your kids will trade your brains for credit
For credit, you'll always come back
With credit, you'll never keep track
Do credit, it's better than crack
Ah, credit, no turning back in credit
Oh, I've got bad credit, whoa
Credit
What's that? Oh
Credit
It hurts me
Credit
Makes me so hot
Take it back, take it back
To an ATM machine
Go right away
And check your credit
Check your credit
Check your balance
Check your credit
Give me some credit
You're being retarded, please?

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