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Okay,
so..
we
brainiacs
finally
figured
out
that
we
live
in
multiple
universes.
Pffâ¦a
billion
stars
afar,
butâ¦
really,
what
quantum
mindfuck
is
that?
Are
you
ready?
Knock
yourself
out.
Freakyâ¦
Darwin defended creation
Einstein travelled in time
Columbus discovered India
And Shakespeare couldnât rhyme
O.J. pleaded guilty
Manson made parole
Reagan won five Oscars
And Meryl none at all
Elvis was a vegan
Dylan never got stoned
Alice was known as Vincent
And Bowie was just Jones
Michael looked like Michael
Keith drank only juice
Madonna was a virgin
And Jimi played the flute
Bondâs drink was stirred not shaken
Darth Vader had no son
Dorothy was still in Kansas
And Clint didnât own a gun
Rocky had no sequels
Arnold never came back
ET dialed the wrong number
And Dolly had no rack.
- Album:
- Lost in the New Real