Armandinho historia do mamute

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The little mammoth wanted to fly
He tried, he tried and he couldn't fly
A little dove of his friend tried to help, and made him jump from the fifth floor
(what happened?)
Shit! the mammoth turned to shit!(2x)
The little mammoth smoked
He tried and tried and couldn't smoke
The dog his friend tried to help
And five hundred cigarettes made him smoke
(What happened?)
Cancer! The mammoth had cancer!(2x)
The little mammoth wanted to drink
He tried and tried and couldn't drink
The bear, his friend, tried to solve it and 6 liters of whiskey made him drink
(What happened?)
Cirrhosis! The mammoth gave cirrhosis!(2x)
The little mammoth wanted to have sex
He tried and tried and couldn't have sex
A donkey friend of his tried to help and with 100 prostitutes he made him have sex
( Oh, what happened?)
AIDS! The mammoth got AIDS(2x)
The little mammoth wanted to get high
He tried and tried and couldn't get high
A cat friend of his tried to help and 50 times he made him sniff
( haha what happened?)
Overdose! the mammoth overdosed!(2x)
And now what happened?
The mammoth died! died!
The mammoth died! and if it did...
died the mammoth died...and if it did...
...deuuu

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