Bart Baker confident parody

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Don't you deport me
Don't you deport me
Oh no no, oh no no
You can't deport me
I am invincible
Fuck this, I'm Justin
Ain't heading north just like that
I ain't done nothing to deserve that, uh uh
Your stupid rules don't apply to me
Ah ah ah ah ahhh
This cough syrup's making me dizzy now
That's right I'm above the law
Like Steve Seagal but hotter
My crime spree started slow
Got faster
One egging next door
Want some more?
Raided by the feds they found all my meds (shit)
Then I got caught dragging
High on weed and drinking
But I had my dad with me
Dipshit helped me block the streets
It's teenage mentality
Just doing what teenage boys do
Dad forgot to mention
He's 38 Beliebers, beliebe me
I'm innocent
Ha, I just lied to you and I'm fine with it‘Cause I don't understand a consequence
Hello.
A dozen eggs and some sizzurp.
Uh, hello, we just cut line.
I don't wait in line.
The names Justin.
Yeah, I know who you are.
Uuuuuu, are these Takis, I love Takis, nah, just kidding.
What are Takis?
Takis, how you say it?
Nah, I'm just kidding, I love Takis.
Just kidding, what the heck is that?
They're small Taquitos!
Well, I would love to talk with you on the phone about you not deport me back to Canada.
That's the lamest attempt I've ever heard.
Prostitute!
But that mouschache though, hooff!
It will be her first time ooh yea, yea
On JB's gross stache ride, feels so damn good ooh yea, yea
Like a porcupine
You're a dick, kid
Ooh no, no
I'm just a codeine addict
God I'm faded ooh yea, yea
Like that time in the plane cabin
Attention, attention!
Please stop smoking weed you two
I cannot fly this jet need oxygen
Fuck you, my dad said it's cool
I will keep on dancing until we're romancing
Nasty boy, I am pricey1k to suck my boobies
Is there room for family?
I wanna take our picture too.
Oh, by the way, Justin.
What, bitch?
This was a sting
Freeze!
You're under arrest for the solicitation of prostitution! Oh son of a bitch!
Oh shit!
Swag swag swag swag swaaag
Oh no no, oh no no this is bullshit
Let me go you assholes
I didn't do it
I need to try to look like I'm innocent
Stop making that stupid face inside my courtroom.
Since it's your first real crime.
Ooh yea, yea
I think I'll let you slide
Hold the damn phone
Oh no, no
There's public outcry
Go home Justin!
Hell no, no
We're tired of your antics!
I might be busted.
Ooh yea, yea.
But I can still wreak havoc.Enough!
Deporting this disease just won't cut it
Justin needs to get his scrawny ass kicked
Oh no no, oh no no you can't do this
Oh yes yes, oh yes yes, I just did bitch!
Take his Canadian ass away!

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