Hello?
Help me
I have no service
I shouldn't have switched to AT&T
I cannot even tweet
My entire world is crashing down
I feel like I'm dying
Hello?
Can you hear me?
Adele calm down use the landline
You are such a drama queen!
No I cancelled that last week
I'm having a panic attack!
Just try outside stop crying
This entire song is one giant first world problem rant
Hello oh God no why?
I still have zero bars outside
I'm so screwed my life is
Crumbling before my eyes
Wait I know I'll go back in
And connect with wifi
Oh no I'm locked outside
I can't fucking believe this why?
Please come to the door
And let me back in the home
It's 50 degrees and all I
Have is this massive coat
I'm so cold
Thank God a payphone
In the middle of the woods
Make perfect sense normally totally
Come on pick it up
I can't believe I'm locked out of the house
And you're not answering
It's been an hour since my last tweet
My fans must think I'm dead
Help me I cannot get online
If I do not say hello I
Will lose my following
They will forget about me
Wait hold up I have a bar now I can tweet
Hello I'm still alive
I have bad service locked outside
She can't get in her house
And her service is bad
Oh God poor Adele her life is
In shambles it's so sad
It's the worst day of my life
And now my fucking phone just died
Everything's gone wrong my
World's falling apart
I might as well just give up and
Shove this knife in my heart
Goodbye world!
Now I'm gonna starve and die!

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