Once upon a time,
Before
I was insane.
I dated this Disney guy,
Joe Jonas was his name.
But he broke up with me
You're just
way too creepy,
Plus I found someone else,
His name's Mickey.
(HO HO)
So, I wrote a song
about his stupid ass.
Then, found this guy named John
but that was
over fast.
If you don't marry me,
I will
Pull out
your teeth!
You're totally crazy.
Maybe...
He hit me
with his guitar,
and he said that
We are through.
Just you wait,
Until I write a song
about you!
I met that Jake Gyllenhal dick
and was obsessed
Right away!
You've sent me
1, 000 messages!
and that's just from today!!
Oh, that's because
I'm having your baby!
What?! But,
you don't even
Put out
Stop questioning me, Jakey
or I'll punch you
6 feet underground!!!!!!
WHOA! WHOA!
Psycho, psycho, psycho!
Fine, go!
It's good material
Next came Kennedy,
I think he was fifteen.
I bought the house
next door
to watch you
constantly,
and also to make sure.
You never ever cheat!
OMG! We are done,
You are scary!
Harry was my last,
That One Direction freak.
I taped him to my wall,
So he could never leave.
Someone call the police!
You're insane
We are through!
You're just like
all the rest!
What did I do to you?!
So I used,
My stalker app.
To track down,
all of those pricks.
The next song
I write I'll use,
Their blood as my Ink!
Holy crap,
That nut job
just bursted in!
What the hell is this?
It's a support group
for all the men.
You wrote songs about,
You bitch!
I have not written
about Harry yet.
I am just planning
ahead.
Why are you
even here
anyway?
To finish you all off
with my pen!
No, no,
Devil, devil, devil.
Oh, oh,
It's true,
I'm the devil!
OK! that's enough.
You were right,
She's Nuts.
You are coming with us.
Wait, what?
Get off of me,
I'm not crazy!!
It worked!
This was all a trick,
We knew you would come.
We hired this doctor.
You're going to
an insane asylum
based on the behavior
I observed.
Oh, oh,
Let me go,
You assholes!
No! No!
Welcome to your
new home.
So you're crazy too, huh?

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