Everything about this is no
this song is no
this vid is no
my dancing no
plus it looks and souds old
like something Britney Spears
did fifteen years ago
what's with your new look it's straight up
Your hair is
your clothes are
your make-up is
Your stylist really blows
Did she pick out that coat?
You should let her go
You look like a leprechaun girl
I wanted to do
something that was new
change the way people thought about me
so i dyed my hair
change the clothes i wear
and learned some lame choreography
then i discarded
the sound that made me big
nineteen-fifties bubble gun doo-wop
for a sound
that straight rips off NSYNC and Britney Spears style pop
There's a message in this song
it's a feminist anthem
and the message is any time a man talks to you say
Excuse me
We're here to
We need to clean
We need to clean the floor
We are the janitors
I guess we should just start
Quit hitting on me jerks i said no!
We'll start here
Be carefull
The floor is wet!
Miss Trainor
i said No!
But you're dancing too close!
You're going to slip
Quit asking me out guys i said No!
Every guy i see
tries hitting on me
I'm sick of it that's why i'm mean to them
But that sounds arrogant
No you don't understand
the effect my body has on men
all these girls with me
are totally skinny
which is weird because my biggest song
is about
positive body image for overweight girls
Meghan we're senior VPs
At your record company
we're concerned about this
No stop trying to hit on me!
Now we think
This song's too
It's no a hit
You need to re-record
And maybe write some more
Songs like you did before
I'm not going out with you assholes!
I don't want
I'm married
Meghan im gay!
Shut up leave me alone!
But Meghan
I said no!
You're not taking me home!
What's wrong with her?
She's delusional!
All men are good for nothing
if you see one run and scream
can someone help me open this jar it's totally stuck?
Results are back
from tests we ran
on your blood Meghan
and we have determined
you're actually a man
That can't be
Yes it can!
If I'm a man then i must say no
To many hands
To my feet
To my elbows
To myself as a whole
She is losing control!
She is gonna blow!
No n-n-no n-n-no no
n-argh!

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