Get over here now - wait for the darkness
Not the band, but the absence of light
Sit on my lap - I will tell you a story
A tale of the legend who lights up the world
He was conceived in ‘69 ;)
And he was born in ‘67
Olympic strength with the speed of light
You fight him, he stares you down
Because he only needs
One facial expression
One fatal heart compression
A gun, a car, and a ton of women
But where the heck is Jason Statham?
Ahoy There! I cannot find him
He will not a make a sound ‘cause he is hidin'
He never leaves any traces or smells behind
I give up, ok?
So lets find mister Vinnie Jones
Violent demeanour and a hard man-soul
I just realized he's a cooler guy
But one question remains:
Where the heck is Jason Statham?
I said where is Jason Statham
We've gotta find him before it's too late
One facial expression
One fatal heart compression
A gun, a car, and a ton of women
But where the heck is Jason Statham?
Ahoy There! I cannot find him
He will not a make a sound ‘cause he is hidin'
He never leaves any traces or smells behind
I give up, ok?
So lets find mister Vinnie Jones
Violent demeanour and a hard man-soul
I just realized he's a cooler guy
But one question remains:
Where the heck is Jason Statham?
Where the heck is Jason Statham?
So where the heck is Jason Statham?
Just call his mum and make her get him
I guess we'll never now.

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