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Fat as I am
Who wants to see a diva fat as I am?
I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan
How is it that I'm fat as I am?
Fat as I am
The camera's gonna add a ton to my can
This is the way they say, Godzilla began
How did I get as fat as I am?
Try it again
All of my friends say, I should diet again
That all my fans are gonna riot again
Look what happened to Liz
All of my sins
Are not as numerous as all of my chins
I could audition for the double mint twins
No one in the biz is as fat as I is
Ah, but what's a career
When you put it next to knockwurst and beer
They could park a DC10 on my rear
God knows, I got the gas
There goes the chair
But to tell the truth, I'm too fat to care
I ate a meatball off the floor right over there
Ah, you don't give a damn, when you're fat as I am
- Album:
- A Gift Of Love
- Bette Midler
- Miscellaneous
- Bette Midler Sings The Peggy Lee Songbook
- Bathhouse Betty
- Bette Of Roses
- Experience The Divine
- Gypsy
- The Rose
- For The Boys
- Beaches
- Mud Will Be Flung Tonight
- No Frills
- Divine Madness
- Thighs & Whispers
- Broken Blossom
- Live At Last
- Songs For The New Depression
- Divine Miss M
- Bette Midler Sings The Rosemary Clooney Songbook