Swanky beats
I'm up at six, like the morning glory
Bakes breakfast out my inventory
Get to the point, won't bore you with the story
(Surprise)
It's eggs!
Gotta rule over all them zones
Got the tones that's blowin' up phones
But when I'm hungry
You know I'm gonna jones for
Fettuccinni goes oval
In the kitchen where the pros go
I'd cook you somethin' 'pro bono'
But all I know is eggs!
(I'm a chef, I roll hard)
Huevos rancharos
skadlfjaskdjflakdsf
Servin' jalepenos
Like pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!
I'm Dr. Eggman
I'm not an egg, man
Don't make me beg, man
Won't make no gain
I wrote the book, man
On how to cook, man
Alright now look, man
I've got a name
People call me Eggman 'cause of my shape
Not Dr. Avacado or Dr. Grape
I'm an ovoid man with an ovoid plan
That's eggs!
(Straight up on a grittle or a pan)
People see me moustache
Start to make me nauseous
Fools like to step in
Ask if I'm a walrus
That's the wrong song
What's the matter with you?
Screw it! I gotta 300 IQ!
I gotta multiple genre plan
I got 420 rings
I'm like Australian Burger King
'Cause I put eggs on everything
Back to business, back to me Green Hills
I got that custard, they pay me in Queen Bills
French Toast, take the day off
With eggs!
(Put 'em in your face!)
I gotta lock on protein
That's why my figure stays so lean
Imma dominate the whole scene
With eggs!
Mess around and I throw down my gauntlet
Round Champ Challenge
Make your best omelet
Provolone, asldkfja, or jaldsjfaskjdf
I poach and I paste and I scramble and I fry!
And I can fly did I mention that!
I got machinary to crush you flat!
But when I'm mean and I go full fat
Free tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat!
Swanky brass
I'm Dr. Eggman
I'm not an egg, man
Don't make me beg, man
Won't make no gain
I wrote the book, man
On how to cook, man
Alright now look, man
I've got a name
It's Dr. Eggman
It's Dr. Eggman
It's Dr. Eggman
It's just a name
I'm Dr. Eggman
I'm Dr. Eggman
I'm Dr. Eggman
That's just my name

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