I came home late one evening,
I heard a sound that sounded:
âh, åh åh, I think it will be fine
I thought: Father and mother are away for the weekend
so it can't be them who think it's going to work
My curiosity forced me up the stairs
and into the room from where I heard this sound
What I saw gave me a wave of allergy, colic and gagging
My gagging only got worse and I felt like shit,
I didn't want to look there
There was my sister lying with the dog,
He was of the very ugliest breed,
I puked in a vase...

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