Bob Rivers
i m a weight watcher
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I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a Weight Watcher,
Watchin' food go by.
My, my, my.
I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a plate watcher.
Here comes a cream pie
Mmmm, mmm, mmm.
I was just a boy
When I tried to eat my toy.
Couldn't reacy my toes
To put my shoes on.
But now I'm 28,
I'm big, fat, and overweight.
I've got a new pastime to chew on.
I'm a Weight Watcher,
I'm a plate watcher.
Watchin' food go by,
My, my, my.
Plate of cheese nachos.
I gotta watch those.
Here come some now.
Mmm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Oh, no, none for me, thanks.
Watchin' my figure.
Oh, they look delicious.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, they smell good, too.
mmm...I shouldn't, I really shouldn't.
You make these yourself?
Well, maybe just two.
- Album:
- White Trash Christmas
- Vault Volume 6
- Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
- Vault Volume 2
- Twisted Tunes Vault Collection Vol. V
- Vol. 1-Best Of Twisted Tunes
- Vol. 2-Best Of Twisted Tunes
- More Twisted Christmas
- Twisted Tunes
- I Am Santa Claus
- Twisted Tunes Classics
- Twisted Christmas
- Miscellaneous
- Non-Album Releases
- Best of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2
- Twisted Tunes Vault Collection, Volume VII
- Bob Rivers Even More Twisted Christmas
- Greatest Hits: Disc 1
- Greatest Hits: Disc 2
- Greatest Hits: Disc 4