Every week on Monday,
I kill ogres at six.
I spend five hours pwning them
and showing off my tricks.
Every week on Tuesday,
I fight kobolds at eight.
I'll play online till 3 am
and never procreate.
I farm for rep on Wednesdays,
and Thursdays are a bore,
I do dailys all day long
‘cuz I am that hardcore.
On Fridays I am social
with all of my best friends.
We laugh and talk the night away
until our l33t raid ends.
On Saturdays, from one to ten,
my guild does epic raiding.
If I roll a ninety-nine
I'll do some gear upgrading.
Sundays are my favorite days
when I get relaxation.
I grind for gold to buy a mount
like its my occupation.
Tank, tank, heal, tank
stab, cast, pwn!
Kill, kill, respawn,
instance zone!
Epic, blue, green,
roll, loot, groan,
Tank, tank, heal, tank
stab, cast, pwn!

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