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In the olden days of yore,
this kingdom was barren and cloaked in darkness
Until Erdrick (Noble knight!)
Used balls of light to set the kingdom right
And you, as his descendant, are fated to defend it
Go fight! Bring back the light! O, Dragon Warrior!
The princess must be rescued soon (preferably this afternoon)
The ball of light must be returned (but at the moment you're a noob)
You may be brave but you're a small, weak rube,
You've got so much Xp to earn
(So get your ass out there and grind)
Gotta grind, gotta grind, gotta grind it
Lotta stuff, lotta stuff, gotta find it
Sit down and commit now to legit rounds of outwitting shitclowns
Gotta grind, gotta grind, (Break it down now!)
(You gotta grind!)
Lotta stuff, lotta stuff, gotta find it
Keep an open mind when in a bind âcause who knows what's behind it
In this game everything takes a really long time
Holy balls! Don't you know that there's stairs there?
At this pace, it's a slow and deliberate climb
SLOW MY GOD... like a snail with a walker
This game's hard, you get mad and controllers are flung
Where the fuck are these magical doodads?
How did kids have the patience to deal with this dung?
Jeezy Cripes, how did anyone play this?
Don't be discouraged, just read Nintendo Power
Or call the Nintendo Power Line number,
Or just get the strategy guide!
Now they've got more of your cash,
but you have the power to slay a dragon!
For a little extra dough, you're in the know
Ya fuckin' run the show
This quest was just a cunning attempt to make more money
They win, you paid again!
That's Dragon Warrior.
- Album:
- Flossophy
- Super Mario Land With Lyrics (feat. Dave Bulmer)
- Miitomo With Lyrics
- Louis Armstrong Sings Super Mario World
- The Youtube Collection 2008-2012
- Shovel Knight With Lyrics
- Bits of Me
- Super Mario Land 2 With Lyrics
- The Bioshock Infinite Song
- Super Mario Sunshine With Lyrics
- Phoenix Wright With Lyrics
- Dragon Warrior With Lyrics
- What If This Cd... Had Lyrics?
- What If This CD...Had G-Rated Lyrics?
- The Team Fortress 2 Song, Youtube Version
- Bubble Bobble With Lyrics
- Compilation
- The Ballad of Jeff (EarthBound Winters Remix)
- The Super-Secret EP
- Cave Story With Lyrics