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Shapes made of four colored blocks
Like a T or a box
Come down like falling bricks
You can place them in rows
But everybody knows that they made this game for chicks (Hey!)
Mom just loves to flip and stack (flip and stack!)
Grandma says This
shit
is
like
crack! (Well, it is!)
This is the game girls deserve
There is no learning curve
Which makes it great for noobs (great for noobs!)
It will fill you with glee
Especially if you have a vag and boobs (Hey!)
Your mom loves it, mine does too (mine does too)
Call me sexist; bitch it's still true! (Just kidding about the bitch part)
Deep in the girl's dainty brain
There's a spot near a vein (Right here)
Which regulates their bliss (The T-spot)
Once they see falling blocks, the T-spot unlocks
And they start to sing like this (Sing!)
La la la la, la la la
We love Tetris, la la la la
Here is a trick I have learned
To avoid getting burned
When you piss off your chick (I'm so mad!)
If you sing this on key
Immediately she'll forget that you're a dick (Try it!)
La la la la (I'm still mad!) la la la (Is that the Tetris song?)
La la la la (I love Tetris!) la la la la (I'm happy now!)
Tetris helps when chicks want to neuter us (Snip, snip, snip)
If you love it
You prob'ly have a uterus!
- Album:
- Flossophy
- Super Mario Land With Lyrics (feat. Dave Bulmer)
- Miitomo With Lyrics
- Louis Armstrong Sings Super Mario World
- The Youtube Collection 2008-2012
- Shovel Knight With Lyrics
- Bits of Me
- Super Mario Land 2 With Lyrics
- The Bioshock Infinite Song
- Super Mario Sunshine With Lyrics
- Phoenix Wright With Lyrics
- Dragon Warrior With Lyrics
- What If This Cd... Had Lyrics?
- What If This CD...Had G-Rated Lyrics?
- The Team Fortress 2 Song, Youtube Version
- Bubble Bobble With Lyrics
- Compilation
- The Ballad of Jeff (EarthBound Winters Remix)
- The Super-Secret EP
- Cave Story With Lyrics