Drink to the proud and noble chocobo
The only friend I know
Gets me where I need to go
Let's have a pint to this majestic beast
I'll ride her west and east
Until I'm quite deceased
Why get a horse when you can ride Big Bird
They're smart and they're friendly and they only know one word
Love and affection boy'o, that's the key
They mean the world to me
And damn their meat is tasty
Raise twenty glasses to my feathered belle
I think she likes her cell
It's frankly hard to tell
I treat her goodly even when she snores
It's hard to do her chores
With all the saddle sores
She's like a butler but she gets no pay
So, please don't tell PETA or the ASPCA
I keep her addicted to the Gysahl greens
That's why she cooks and cleans
My winged little crack fiend
Whether they're black, white, yellow, big or small
Let's drink to chocobos
'Cause, bloody hell, I love them all

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