Jingle, jingle, jingle
You will hear my nutsack ring
Any first person shooter
I am the teabag king
If you see me coming
You better run and go
Cus when I shoot you down
I'll teabag you like a
ho ho ho
You must believe that when you see me
I won't pass you by
I'll shoot you in your fucking face
Then teabag your eyes
Jingle, jingle, jingle
You will smell my dingaling
My balls always tingle
For I'm the teabag king
Jingle, jingle jingle
You will hear my nutsack ring
Any first person shooter
I am the teabag king
If I see you camping
Trust me for I will know
I'll kill you with the quickness
Then make you smell my asshole
You must leave if you recieve
Intel that I'm coming by
I'll blast you away like a rocket noob
Then give you a nutty surprise
Jingle, jingle, jingle
You will hear my ballsack sing
Why do they look reckled
Cus I'm the teabag king
Come on kids
Let's breath some holiday cheer this Christmas
And sing along, let's go!
Jingle, jingle, jingle
You will hear my nutsack ring
Any first person shooter
I am the teabag king
There is no use to runaway
I'll chase you as I go
And when you finally hit the dirt
My balls play with your nose
If you're dead on the ground
And I just happen to walk by
I'll laugh in your face
And with such grace
I'll squat down til' you cry
Jingle, jingle, jingle
Nothing else fills me with glee
Your face and my balls mingle
For I'm the teabag king
I'm the teabag king

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