When a man like me is thwarted
and denied his honeymoon
when the pretty thing he's courted
refuses to swoon
then the time has come for a murky plan
for which he turns to a murky man
to find that fiend where better than
at the Maison Des Lunes
You'll be strapping up an inmate
very tightly, very soon
but we won't bring him in late
check in time's noon
how sad Mourice is not too well
prepare a five star padded cell
and lock him in for a long long spell
at the Maison Des Lunes

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