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Iâm at the currency exchange with an armored guard wearing a
Motherfucking penguin suit
You know I canât keep the bank in the loop
They underestimate the value of my language soup
What Iâm exactly paid so I tax evade
Iâve manufactured every single black cliché but Iâve got a problem
I donât know how to raise children
I just know how to raise money
Without a percentage being withheld
Without giving any to strippers who sniff rails
I can sell anything, split a cell
Give gigabytes of military intel
To any government that doesnât kiss and tell
Then write a musical starring Kim Cattrall
In general my moneyâs long, long gone
Thatâs why Iâm selling DVDâs in Hong Kong
With a sad face oblong, Iâm selling Pennywise shirts at the Warped tour
Until Iâm a Saudi Arabian warlord
I mean⦠Iâll kill puppies and deforest
To get a plate of food from that smorgasbord
âCuz right now motherfuckers eat bleached orchids
I think I need some reinforcements
Somebody other than Dr. Spock cuz Iâm raising an awkward tot
Who doesnât understand that her fatherâs not
Able to pay that steep mortgage
In a rat race I couldnât beat a tortoise
And I canât afford to pay my keyboardist due to extreme poorness
Can somebody out there tell me what a motherfucking D chord is
Now I just spit hot game âtil my teeth taste like shell casings
My hustle approach is hell raising
Iâm selling local businesses Yelp ratings
Siphoning the run-off from the sewage treatment plant in Tijuana
And Iâm selling it to women in Beverly Hills as drinking water
Now Iâm so rich nigga I could eat an Iguana
I may not know anything
But I know everything
Man I donât know shit
Iâm your dip shit, Iâm your lazy bum
I could get rich on the training run
I donât know a thing about this enriched uranium
Iâll blow a hole in this voting pole so smoke a pole
And bread me out like I was an Arod or BasedGod
Have execs jumping up like tased frogs
Or Iâm in the hospital breaking into several file cabinets
Taking the identity of dead patience then filing for medical malpractice
Yâall show a bias towards the manufacturers of cyborgs
Not grandmothers on ironing boards or past leaders of Vice lords
Iâm outlining my meal plan
By showing how my flowâs so silly
Because what you offer is real bland
And tastes just like hobo chilli
I may not know anything
But I know everything
And I thought that my daughter could do anything
Thereâs an airforce on her tongue
And thereâs an overdue bill on my mind
And thereâs a million dollars in a song of mine
And thereâs a lack of love in being on the grind
I give it to you on your darkest days
To fill that gapping hole that came with that garnished wage
You ask me when does the pain stop
I donât know man my home address is stageplot
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